Trout Pout!
Manolo says, oddly, this it is exactly what she’ll look like in 20 years, only tighter.
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December 6th, 2005 at 9:40 pm
Huh. So Jessica Simpson’s alleged beauty is all about the hair, is it? When she sports this seaweed-on-a-rock look, all other features are quite butch.
A real drag queen would not have been seen dead in that hairdo, so it must really be the Jessica.
December 7th, 2005 at 12:28 am
only she’ll be tighter.
Or so the Johnny Knoxville hopes.
December 7th, 2005 at 5:27 am
I agree with Emma. She’s got the jawline of a man. She looks like a transvestite, and not a very good one.
December 7th, 2005 at 5:58 am
this is her surprised face, right?
my eyebrows do that when I am surprised…
December 7th, 2005 at 6:42 am
Good Lord, I didn’t know who it was tell I read the comments.
December 7th, 2005 at 8:23 am
Some person (The infamous Joe Simpson?) has convinced the otherwise beautiful Jessica to have her lips inflated with collagen.
This person must be beaten mercilessly.
It didn’t help tha someone lined her eyes with a Sharpie…
December 7th, 2005 at 8:50 am
It kind of looks like she got an eye job too. Yikes - yet one more piece of evidence convincing me to NEVER get plastic surgery.
December 7th, 2005 at 10:29 am
The poor thing. The Manolo is so correct, this is exactly how she’ll look in 20 years - so sad to become a caricature of herself so soon.
December 7th, 2005 at 10:53 am
This just makes me soooo glad I am not a celebrity and have to be faced with my worst pictures all of the time. This is definitely a bad one..
December 7th, 2005 at 11:24 am
Truly, La Dulcinea thought this was a picture of Nicolette Sheridan! It is hard to believe that this poor creature is not yet in her late 20s.
December 7th, 2005 at 12:16 pm
I’m scared. Hold me.
December 7th, 2005 at 1:45 pm
La Dulcinea was not alone in thinking that this was Nicolette Sheridan. That is one of the worst pictures of Jessica Simpson I’ve ever seen.
December 7th, 2005 at 2:14 pm
Oof, why do people do that to their lips? Now she looks like the female-impersonator version of herself.
December 7th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
The Donatella, she is the Jessica’s muse for this look. She needs to don alligator skin and she’ll be all set!
December 7th, 2005 at 4:17 pm
The Diva Leigh joins the ranks of those who initially though it was a picture of Nicolette Sheridan. So very sad, indeed!
December 7th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
The Nick Lachey, he is breathing the big sighs of the relief.
December 7th, 2005 at 7:35 pm
Ouch!
December 8th, 2005 at 6:23 pm
#1-if you think the face is bad, you should see the dress.
#2- who is this “Christina Jones” (above) and why is she using my name?!?
December 8th, 2005 at 9:57 pm
I don’t think she looks like she had plastic surgery but I think that she probably got some Botox in her forehead and around her eyes. Good grief, what the famous will do in the name of beauty. I do believe a wrinkle or two is sexier and more beautiful than these artificially streched foreheads. And the fake tan does nothing for Jessica. Speaking of fake tan, have you seen how terrible Mariah Carey is looking lately? And what’s up with the lipstick outside of the lips to make the lips look bigger? She used to look and sing so much better than this. Who nominates the Grammy contestants; are they doing drugs???
December 9th, 2005 at 1:49 pm
I swear I thought this was a photo of Hugo Weaving /Tick/Mitzi. It’s uncanny.
December 9th, 2005 at 2:45 pm
Jesus, she looks like a complete tranny. Poor thing.
December 11th, 2005 at 9:06 am
La BellaDonna says hello to the Fashoenista, and respectfully disagrees with the assessment of the Fashoenista. The Botox, it can be abused, but it relaxes the muscles only, and stretches nothing. The medical use of the Botox was to stop the uncontrollable twitching of the eyelid muscles, and the relaxing of the expression-induced lines, it was a byproduct. The Fashoenista is quite correct, though, the forehead it has the look of the stretching: the arch of the eyebrow, it is now both higher than it was, and slightly further out. The VeddyVeddyBadAng is right, I believe; there has been the lifting of the eyelid, not unlike that of the Hasselhoff. Alas, it looks even worse upon the poor Jessica than it does upon the Hasselhoff. The trout lips, they speak for themselves. What possessed the poor girl?
December 12th, 2005 at 12:37 pm
I have long wondered why anybody found Jessica Simpson attractive. Ugh.
December 14th, 2005 at 7:30 pm
I’m sure that whoever finds her attractive has their reasons. But that picture might not be one of them. The pitiless freeze frame of close-up photography doesn’t do favors to anyone whose attractiveness might be in their vitality. Some people are unusually animated, and for some of those, it works. And there’s always the unspecial theory of relativity; if you put her next to a picture of me (think eastern european thug), she would definitely look like a girl, not a transvestite, and a pretty one at that.
That said, too bad about the stretch face. I prefer character. Women in their 30s and 40s who show it are the sexiest things on the planet.
December 23rd, 2005 at 2:11 pm
it’s just a bad picture.she’s beautiful.you’re all are jealous.
January 9th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
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January 24th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
I know this is late, but I thought it was Hampton’s horror Lizzie Grubman!
May 31st, 2007 at 12:06 pm
why americans are so cruel? they are cruel with all judjments. Why dont grow up?