Like Riding a Wire Fence
Manolo says, the Professor Ann provides us with another memorable fashion-related quote.
“And another thing - the crotch, down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight… so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it’s just like riding a wire fence. These are almost, these are the best I’ve had anywhere in the United States…”
“But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me , you never do have much of margin there. See if you can’t leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to. “
Plain-Spoken Vulgarity thy name is Mr. President!
October 11th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
I read this post half an hour ago and I’m still laughing!
October 11th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Spoken like a real Texan, and even that quote is still more intelligible than most of what comes out of the mouth of the fake Texan now occupying the Oval Office.
October 11th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
God, I miss that guy. And his lovely wife (he must have given her fits) too. The current occupant is no more a Texan than I am. Yee-haw.
October 12th, 2007 at 8:07 am
He had that right - give a man a little comfort where a man needs it.
deja, violette - seek help.
You can’t read a funny anecdote about LBJ without jumping all over GWB. That’s a sign of obssession - an unhealthy one.
October 12th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Mikey, please buy a sense of humor. You can use my credit card. Deja, Violette, couldn’t agree with you more on all scores. Can you even begin to imagine LBJ in a pair of Crocs?
October 13th, 2007 at 6:21 am
“Ode on a G-string,” the Southern version.
October 14th, 2007 at 4:36 am
GWB is all the Texan anyone needs to be.