Ayyyyyyy! Torch Burn!
P.S. Too Much Bronzer!
Manolo loves the shoes!
Yikes! Does anyone remember a very old pulp adventure book series, featuring Doc Savage, the Man of Bronze? Looks like he’s retired.
True, Mr. Armani is scary. However, Andriy Shevchenko, the man on the right, somehow manages to pull of a popped collar and a gigantic jacket. I guess playing soccer in Milan just gives you style.
Oh, now…I’m sure he was just trying to match that orange stripe so it would just flow from shoulder to shoulder, don’t you think? And, actually, he did a fine job matching the color!
The Armani looks like Magda in “There’s Something About Mary”:
Manolo, the “Too Much Bronzer” post made me laugh uproariously and startle my co-workers. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ha! La BellaDonna salutes the Ryno, for she too remembers the adventures of The Man of Bronze (as opposed to the Man of Spray-Ons).
Behold the Giorgio Armani!
He wants us to think he’s all tani!
But we know that it comes from a cani.
He needs to come up with another plani;
Of this, the Manolo’s no fani.
He looks like an oompa loompa!