If The World Were Just
Manolo says, somewhere there is the Pizza Hut waitress who by rights and talent should have the career of the Jessica Simpson.
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Manolo says, somewhere there is the Pizza Hut waitress who by rights and talent should have the career of the Jessica Simpson.
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Texasexile 19 years ago
Somebody, please make her go away.
deja pseu 19 years ago
The Deja asks, when are her 15 minutes up?
Susanna 19 years ago
The Pizza Hut waitress is lacking a pimp, oops I meant, doting father, to whore her out and serve up her boobs on the half shell for a mere 20% mgmt fee.
distressedjeans 19 years ago
very funny yet true, Susanna!
Jessica smells of both her Betty Crocker/Duncan Hines perfume as well as spicy hot wings.
mcs 19 years ago
just, what?
Bridget 19 years ago
And now they have Muppet Miss Piggy serving the pops as well. Hmmm…
gidget bananas 19 years ago
Leave it to the Manolo to find just the right career for the ever-inflating Jessica.
brackman1066 19 years ago
Has anyone noticed that she does a Sir Lancelot in that commercial? She starts at the swinging doors, walks into the room, does the twirl, throws the bite at the kid–then in the next shot, she’s back right by the doors.
annie 19 years ago
And look at how far down those thangs hang!
nat 19 years ago
If we all ignore her, she just might go away! And ignore The Britney, too, while you’re at it!!
Desiree 19 years ago
heh.
Suggie 19 years ago
Someone gave me a pair of Manolos.
they’re brown crocodile
open toed pumps.
I think they cost $3200.
Should I trade them in for 7 pairs or regular manolos?
Patricia 19 years ago
Re: Manolo Math problem.
No.
A Student 19 years ago
mcs – Manolo is saying that if the world were just, then Jessica would be a waitress and the talented waitress would be a star. Sadly for us, and the waitress, this world is not just.
jenny 19 years ago
Waddaya mean “somewhere”?! Try “anywhere”! (That was mean. Sorry.)
Bag Slut 19 years ago
Don’t apologize, Jenny. Jess couldn’t rub two Johnny Knoxville-rattled brain cells together to read that, let alone catch the insult hidden in all those skeeeeery big words.
fashionpolice 19 years ago
I would much rather watch the Miss Piggy than the trashtastic Jessica any day.
Dora Long 19 years ago
Would someone PLEASE make her go away???? I fear for the young women that look to this creature as a picture of what to do with your life.. I find it telling that after seeing that commercial the first time (and seeing the look on my face) my 8 year old son piped up and said “Ewww, trashy!! Don’t worry Mom, I’ll never date a dumb bimbo, I promise!” Out of the mouths of babes indeed.. more amusing, the eldest child (a female) pondered “Gee, wouldn’t it be funny to watch her try and take the SAT?”
And my advice to the Suggie- keep them dear.. we all only wish we had such friends.
Ryno 19 years ago
The thing to remember about Jessica is that she is not entirely her own fault. That is, her place in our culture has everything to do with her exploitative father, and the Lowest Common Denominator (of which the father is a prime example). The tragedy is, somebody could have shown her the way out of bimbohood. I have encountered plenty of women with similar looks and backgrounds who are doing a great job of not being like that. Yes, this is currently her choice, but look at the guidance she has received, and the celebrity and money she gets. I fear she will continue to parlay what she’s got into what she’s getting. In some ways, her loss is greater than ours.
Ann 19 years ago
Jessica is beautiful and has an amazing voice. I’m sensing jealousy, get over it…
Adrienne 19 years ago
She does have a talented voice. She was born with the genes to make her chest the way it is… don’t knock it just because. My only problem is with her glorification of stupidity. She gives blondes (bleached and otherwise) a bad name.
Desiree 19 years ago
It’s me! I am that Pizza Hut waitress. All night long I hear “will Jessica Simpson bring it to me?” I even started singing that song to one of my tables when I brought their pizza, just for a laugh.