JUN
2006
02

Still the Same on the Inside?

Manolo says, ayyyyyyy! The Manolo was wrong, you can polish the turd.

And here the Manolo must once again note that the proper grooming and the attractive clothes can radically, completely, and totally change the manner in which we are perceived.

In these clothes he is apparently the man worthy of our respect, someone who would appear to have left the old reputation for fecklessness behind.

Amazing, no?

JUN
2006
02

Manolo the Columnist

Manolo says, the latest column of the Manolo it is now available for the downloading from the site of the Express of the Washington Post..

This week, the Manolo discusses the methods of rejuvination.

Dear Manolo,

I just woke up this morning and realized that I’m middle aged. Can you recommend something that will make me feel young again, without seeming too ridiculous?

Your devoted fan,

Margaret

Manolo says, the Manolo has only the two words…Kork-Ease!

Kork-Ease!   Manolo Likes!  Click!

Yes, now you are firmly in the age of the middle, with the teenaged kids and the mortgage, but put the Kork-Ease upon your feets and suddenly you are transported back to your youthful triumph as the unofficial “Disco Queen of Topeka, Kansas”, when you and the very hot Bob Beiderman tore up the dance floor with your original interpretation of the Hustle.

Oh how the Bob, he could shake his groove thing!

Yes, now he is the balding John Deere salesman with the pot belly and the Buick Riviera, but then he was the hottest young stud to ever put on the white polyester pants, the shiny black shirt and the gold chains. Why the hair on his chest, it was as thick and as luxuriant as the schanuzer pelt.

And you, yourself, you were beautiful and young and lithe, and the flip in the front of your hair it was the envy of all of the other the girls in the typing pool at the insurance company where you worked.

You lived for the night! And the shoes you wore they were the Kork-Ease!