Manolo says, the Manolo hopes he is not expecting the tip.
Manolo loves the shoes!
I’m expecting the tip. . .
to fall out any minute.
I should say the tip would be to wear trousers.
His shirt doesn’t fit. Blech!!! Tip: model for a new designer.
here’s the tip: smile!
I think I see the tip protruding just above the hem of the shirt.
Indeed Cat, it appears the sausage does not arrive ON the pizza.
Hopefully he left the cheese at home.
Wo honey, I think I see his goods hangin out!
I can just imagine. Our pizza boy was making a “home delivery” when *gasp* the husband pulls into the garage! In the frenzy to get dressed, our boy leaves his pants behind (which the wife promptly tosses out the window). He sneaks out the back door, and we see him now despretly trying to look nonchalant as he walks back to his delivery truck parked down the street.
GAH! I’d fall over laughing on the spot if I ever saw anyone… male OR female… walking around in that get-up. The pizza-boy dons a vintage 1985 tennis dress.
Yep. Looks like he just made a delivery to a particularly wild bachelorette party, and only just made it out alive. Apparently his dignity was NOT left intact…
“Yo, you want extra sauce wit dat?”
Did he just roll out of bed and bring the empty pizza box out to the rubbish…where that getup belongs?
Mmmmm, I’d tip a pizza-boy in that outfit any day… Big time!
Oh, let’s be kind. Poor Mr. Pizza Model Man looks mortified too.
PS – Maybe Poor Mr. Pizza Model Man should look into shaving his legs and getting some Tan in a Can too….
I’m not bragging but I would totally give him a big tip!
I am sure that he already has one.
Is it me or is his face 10 times more orange than the rest of him?
dgm: How can you expect him to smile when he’s dressed like that? I’d be surly, too.
Esther: his face is more orange because he just had it buried in a pizza box.
Q: How do you get a phD in Lit-Crit off of your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza!
Sorry about that!
Just a slice, please.
Call in the Swiss
If I saw that dude on the street, I’d call the cops.
It looks like something my grandmother would wear to bed.
And nobody has even mentioned the really dreadful shoes…
I wish my pizza guy looked so good.
Shoes? What shoes?