I’m expecting the tip. . .

to fall out any minute.

His shirt doesn’t fit. Blech!!! Tip: model for a new designer.

I think I see the tip protruding just above the hem of the shirt.

Hopefully he left the cheese at home.

I can just imagine. Our pizza boy was making a “home delivery” when *gasp* the husband pulls into the garage! In the frenzy to get dressed, our boy leaves his pants behind (which the wife promptly tosses out the window). He sneaks out the back door, and we see him now despretly trying to look nonchalant as he walks back to his delivery truck parked down the street.

Yep. Looks like he just made a delivery to a particularly wild bachelorette party, and only just made it out alive. Apparently his dignity was NOT left intact…

Did he just roll out of bed and bring the empty pizza box out to the rubbish…where that getup belongs?

Oh, let’s be kind. Poor Mr. Pizza Model Man looks mortified too.

PS – Maybe Poor Mr. Pizza Model Man should look into shaving his legs and getting some Tan in a Can too….

I am sure that he already has one.

dgm: How can you expect him to smile when he’s dressed like that? I’d be surly, too.

Esther: his face is more orange because he just had it buried in a pizza box.

Just a slice, please.

If I saw that dude on the street, I’d call the cops.

And nobody has even mentioned the really dreadful shoes…