Crikey! It Is the Croc Attack!
Manolo says, here is the long article about how popular the Croc have become, for as we all know if something it is very popular it must be very good.
“There’s no doubt that they are very, very hot right now,” said Michael Wood, vice president of the marketing firm Teenage Research Unlimited. “The key to it is they’re comfortable, they’re practical and they’re fun … and they’re also affordable so you can buy into the trend without making a big investment.”
Jen Mosher of Tuscaloosa, Ala., said she got her first pair of Crocs for Christmas in 2002.
“I stuck them on to wear for slippers and haven’t taken them off since,” said Mosher, 39, a University of Alabama microbiology graduate student who’s often on her feet in a lab.
She now has the original Crocs in nine colors dark blue, royal blue, yellow, orange, red, purple, green, black and the tan ones she wears as dress shoes.
She cleans them by throwing them in the dishwasher.
Remind the Manolo not to have the dinner at this person’s house.
It has now become clear, that despite the best efforts of the Manolo once again, the nation it is sinking into the slough of bad shoes, and just when the curse of the Uggs had abated.
The Manolo must reiterate this point, that the Crocs they are suitable only if you are less than 10 years of the age, the point at which the vividly colorful plastic things are cute.
If you are taller than these girls, the Crocs they should be avoided.
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jenny 19 years ago
The dishwasher? Brilliant! Seriously. I’ve got some flip-flops that could use rejuvenation; and the bleach in most dish detergents would work wonders. I just hope that she doesn’t run the crocs through at the same time she’s doing a load of dishes. *bleh.*
Nicole 19 years ago
The dr. nic, she sees many people wearing the crocs at work in the OR. She herself wears the Klogs . She however wears them only while at work, carrying them in and out in the plastic bag. She would love if the Manolo could find something as comfortable that would not be ruined by the blood and other things that get on her Klogs so that she could banish them forever.
e 19 years ago
I aver that Manolo is too kind about Crocs. I contend that they should be avoided at all costs, by anyone and everyone. They’re not even suitable for use as flower pots or clay pigeons.
Rob D. 19 years ago
This too shall pass. At least, until some idiot decides they should become fashionable again in another 20 years.
g 19 years ago
I saw those in a shop a few weeks ago and my immediate thought was : Icccckkkk!!! Those things are icky! And she contanimates the food? Gross.
G 19 years ago
Manolo, do podcasts! The only way this blog could be better was if I could listen to it while sunbathing!
Eve 19 years ago
Someone is wearing these? How hideous. How tragic.
I just found your blog and I like it. I’m quite into shoes and though I have a small selection by the standard of some it is a select collection I adore.
Good luck with your blog. I’m sure I shall return.
Gigi 19 years ago
Que horrible! The other day as I was coming out of the yoga studio I was assaulted by a foul stench at the shoe rack. Yes, it was a pair of Crocs! Now, I look for the Crocs, cover my nose and mouth, quickly grab my shoes and RUN! For some reason, people who wear these ghastly things have no idea how much they smell.
Melissa 19 years ago
Is anyone else terribly disturbed by the fact that she’s wearing the tan ones as DRESS SHOES??
Obviously, the apocolype, it is coming.
anna 19 years ago
She uses them as dress shoes?! What the hell is wrong with this woman? Seriously she could have bought nice shoes with all the money she spent on those crocs
Melissa 19 years ago
Actually, that would be the Apocalypse, with an “s” and an “a”. I don’t know what this “apocolype” is!
Chelsea 19 years ago
This is indeed disturbing. I don’t think your dress shoes should be dishwasher safe.
velma 19 years ago
horrors indeed. minvan moms started wearing these here in north dallas last fall – now my daughter says she no longer has to see the vehicle to know if it’s a mom i’ll get along with, just look at their feet.
plastic shoes? I never even let HER wear freakin’ jellies when she was TWO!
GOOD GOD WOMEN SLAP YOURSELVES!
patient one 19 years ago
I am pleased to report that I have done my duty in protecting the public from the horrors of the croc.
My future mother in law was going to buy a pair (because they are so comfortable of course). I promptly showed her this site and the Manolo’s “Gallery of the Horrors”. She still wasn’t convinced, so I went shopping with her and managed to cajole her into a nice pair of leather wedge sandals instead.
That’s one for our team.
Remember everyone: Even if the cool kids like ’em. JUST SAY NO!!!
Nordic Nomad 19 years ago
Is anyone else worried that she is wearing them in the lab? I was trained always to wear close-toed shoes, preferrably leather when doing lab work. A good dash of liquid nitrogen, or hot sulfuric acid could do quite a number on a pair of crocs – and the feet inside them.
Grace 19 years ago
I will always say no to the horror that is the Crocs! And in the spirit of the Manolo, and the mission to further the wearing of the beautiful shoes, I bought three pairs of Fluevogs today. The most I have ever spent on shoes, but I think it’s well worth the money.
deja pseu 19 years ago
Oh, so that’s what “Crocs” are. I’ve heard people talking about them but never connected them to those silly rubber boats that are meant to be worn on the feets.
Susan 19 years ago
I had a pair of similar shoes, and the only place I wore them was in the muddy garden, I promise! They make great garden shoes. The neighbor dog ate one so now I just use old tennis shoes.
Gringo 19 years ago
The Croc people now have a “professional” version of their shoe, and it’s ten dollars more than the regular one!
“The Italian styling of these Crocs will have you looking like a Professional”
http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/11084654/c/3.html
Now – let us analyze this: “Italian styling”? Where! Where? Is it the”patented resin” material? In the “removable back strap”? Does Italian styling mean “bacteria and fungus resistance”? Does “durable and non-skid clog” spell professional to you?
I mean, really. Who are these people? And who are the people giving the crocs 5 stars in every category? Has the world gone mad?
VeddyVeddyBadAng 19 years ago
Well, not to be mean, but the woman pictured doesn’t particularly look to be on the cutting edge of fashion, does she?
Here’s another funny chapter in the annals of the war against Crocs. One of the commenters even references our dear Manolo.
Ronikins 19 years ago
This woman’s hair was last styled in 1979….should we expect anything else than a Croc on her oh so trendy foot?
Freddy 19 years ago
I can’t say they’re that horrible. They do have a cute factor, but I would have to say that if you’re old enough to go to the store by yourself and buy your own shoes, then these are not for you. These should only be bought for children against their will.
contrarian 19 years ago
Hey people, these were designed as boating shoes, not gardening shoes, and definitely not dress shoes. Hence the holes to drain water. They are excellent for paddling (kayaks for you fashionistas). I’ve worn them gardening this summer and have to kick soil and mulch out of the little holes all the time, plus I have little tanned spots on the top of my feet which are not attractive when I wear my wedges (but not on the boat nor in the garden). I originally heard about them from a chef who wears the closed top version. There has been absolutely nothing better created for people over 30 who work on their feet. It is not a fashion error to purchase them if you are going boating or as slippers around home. I’m even willing to forgive those who have to stand all day on hard surfaces. The fashion error is to wear them as dress shoes.
19 years ago
Crocs have their uses. They are the perfect shoe for walking the dog in the morning when the grass is still wet or for house cleaning. I also love them for flying. You can slip them off to go through the X-ray and they are incredibly comfortable. The closed black ones look like regular clogs when wearing pants and are not totally hideous IMO. Of course I don’t wear them to the office or when going out to dinner or anything which requires the pretty feets.
My sister, an ER nurse, swears by hers. She has tried every shoe known to man and says they are the first she has found which allow her to finish work without being sore. Just as scrubs are not the most flattering outfit, I think it’s fine that for them practicality and comfort be paramount. Nurses deserve anything which makes their lives easier and for this alone, I will respect the crocs.
Maria 19 years ago
Have a look at http://www.shoesatno1.com just for fun. It changes every few hours I think. So far not a croc in sight.
La Petite Acadienne 19 years ago
I can see them being a good paddling shoe. They look like they would float. However, I would no more wear them in a public setting than I would wear a wetsuit. And I would no more wear a Croc as a dress shoe than I would glue sequins on to my wetsuit and wear it to a cocktail party. It is about having the common sense and good judgement to know when a certain item of clothing is appropriate, and WHERE it is appropriate.
motormouth 19 years ago
Crocs are the scrunchies of the new Millennium.
kim 19 years ago
Crocs as dress shoes? That’s disgusting. Obviously, this woman has not been exposed to good taste or style, such as that of the Manolo.
Carrie 19 years ago
Yeah, they’re tragic. But, as a nurse, I have to admit that they are the cheapest and most comfortable work shoes on the market. (Hanging head in shame.) I have several pairs which I wear to work and another three pairs dedicated solely to gardening. At least I don’t wash them in the dishwasher. Garden hose works fine.
lynne 19 years ago
speaking from the teenage view (a mere 16 mind you) those shoes are repulsive. thank god they havent caught on where i live…not even the moms around here would wear them…they all have their louboutin wedges and manolos….never nasty rubber things…and whoever figured that they were popular in the teen market?? hahahah hilarious….
'manda 19 years ago
While I agree that the shoes are hideous, as a nurse-aide, they work very well as nursing shoes!!! So, amendment says that those under 10 and those that work in healthcare can wear them!
ShoeStore Girl 19 years ago
I’m a teenager working in a shoe store, and Crocs are one of our big sellers. I personally find them disgusting and repulsive. Of course, being a salesperson, my job is to sell the hideous things. I’ve actually gotten pretty good at telling people how cute they are, and how comfy and durable and practical. We even sell little button things called “gibbits” that go in the holes of the Crocs. There’s little flowers and ladybugs and peace signs and smiley faces. It’s pretty hilarious.
VeddyVeddyBadAng 19 years ago
I think you might have stumbled upon a new marketing slogan for them!
“Crocs: repulsive, yet hilarious”
buttonsandstars 19 years ago
Argh. Really, no! Why should anyone want to wear those hideous things? They’re so…bulky and plastic…and really, really wrong! Crocs should never be worn by anyone. Including impressionable children!
mrschip 19 years ago
“We even sell little button things called “gibbits†that go in the holes of the Crocs. There’s little flowers and ladybugs and peace signs and smiley faces”
Now I want a pair for the ladybug gibbits. I want to prance around in my multi-colored crocs with the ladybug gibbits and be the envy of all my friends. I imagine the wonderful conversations my ladybug crocs will start….
Coworker X: “Where did you get those shoes….with the… um….”
Me: “the ladybug gibbits?”
Coworker X: “Uh, is that what they’re called?”
Me: “Oh yes, they come in smiley faces and flowers too. The best part is that I can wash them in the dishwasher with my trashcans and exhausted urinal cakes!”
Bob 19 years ago
The real scary thing is that she works in a MICROBIOLOGY lab with all the wee critters that should stay in the lab and then she puts these things in her dishwasher. I don’t care how much bleach is in dishwasher detergent, shoes that have been worn in a microbiology lab and a dishwasher are not a good fit! Maybe she needs to run this idea by her professor.
Daisy 19 years ago
As a molecular biologist myself, I can say that those things are definitely NOT approved labwear, which would be closed-toe, closed heel shoes, not plastic things with drainage holes. And while I appreciate the need for comfort, being on my feet all day much of the time myself, I can attest that there are plenty of comfortable options that don’t make you look like you are dreaming of a life as a garden gnome.
Your granny 19 years ago
Why do people keep saying that they are comfortable? They are loose and shapeless and not even particularly well-padded.
I can’t think of anyone in the know who would consider these shoes good for feet or safe to wear while driving.
Croc fans might take a peek at a few soles and shoe inserts designed to prevent and relieve foot, heel, shin, knee, and hip problems and then notice how the shape and size of the Croc does not, not in any way shape or form, map to these aids whose well-understood benefit to the comfort-needing foot has been proven time and time again.
punky 19 years ago
I was on the cape this weekend and crocs were everywhere!!!
please make it stop!!
Broad 19 years ago
I do like the Crocs thong version. Of course, it’s all about time and place …
Erin 19 years ago
I tried a pair on, just to see if they were actually comfortable.
They weren’t.
I think they worst I’ve seen them is when I saw a girl wearing her flip flops inside the crocs. In the winter. When it’s snowing and cold.
la pulga diva 19 years ago
ugh, crocs are so ugly. ick.
Suzy 19 years ago
Does anyone know the creators email address? I’d love to leave numerous complaints. They’re hiddeous.
Negi 19 years ago
I recently saw a young college student walking down a major street wearing sweats, a sloppy ponytail, and what I initially took to be bright pink bedroom slippers. Living in a college town in the Bay Area, I wasn’t terribly surprised by the sloppiness of her appearance, but the bright pink footwear did cause me to do a double take, which I immediately regretted. Upon closer inspection it was revealed that, instead of bedroom slippers, the girl was wearing neon pink Crocs. I had to physically restrain myself from stomping up to her and shouting, “You couldn’t have just worn slippers?!”. .
That’s right. Crocs: Less acceptable than houseshoes since 2005.
Rosy 19 years ago
You are so right on, the Manolo, about the Crocs only being good for the children. They are adorable on my kids (5 & 3) but the giant orange ones I have (which were gifted to me as an ugly shoe JOKE) are frightening. They’re not even good for gardening because the dirt gets in through the holes. I can’t figure out what they’re good for except regifting next year. :)
Mike 19 years ago
Oh, please. If you like them, wear them. If you stand on your feet all day and they’re comfortable, wear them. If you are criticizing them for their looks, get a life. If you think putting them in the dishwasher contaminates your food or your dishes, you are an idiot.
Troy 19 years ago
First of all, Troy says that the Mike /\ needs to stop wasting his precious time reading and posting on websites he disagrees with. And then Troy must say that even though he is far from super fantastic himself, especially when it comes to footwear, he almost spit out his drink when he read that this woman wears crocs as DRESS SHOES. Even Troy would not wear anything like crocs at all, let alone in a situation in which he wishes to present his best self. And what kind of lab is she working in where semi-open-toed shoes are allowed? Yikes.
LT 19 years ago
Hey, I can laugh at the fugliness of my Crocs, and I’ll buy more because they are without exception the most comfortable shoes I have ever put on my feet. I would never buy them in the bright colors, nor would I wear them as my dress shoes, but I see nothing wrong with people who are on their feet all day at work and/or who have pain in their feet wearing a comfortable shoe even if it does offend the delicate fashion sensibilities of others. Bunions, hammertoes and all those other great things you get from cramming your feet into fashionable shoes aren’t the best sight for sore eyes either.
VeddyVeddyBadAng 19 years ago
Okay, if you need special shoes for special foot problems, THESE are the shoes you should be wearing. Built specifically for particular foot problems, out of actual leather, and with scientific research to mold the inserts. Not some sort of gummy plastic manufactured for wading in streams.
My design firm does most of the design for this shoe company: that’s why I know so much about how the shoes are made. Some of the styles are laughably ugly, but in recent years, they’ve come out with some that are almost cute!
Bethany 19 years ago
As a highschool student I have better sense than she does to be wearing these open toed monstrosities in a LAB. How is she a scientist?
There is a girl at my school that wears a bright green pair with skirts,and it makes me want to cry.
Everytime that I walk into a shoe store, and see the crocs, I want to buy them all and burn them. Oh what a lovely bonfire that would be.