The five is on the pair of hideous pink tennis shoes my father bought for me around 1982. They were so ugly I changed out of them as soon as I got to school. Fifty-year-old men shouldn’t shop for teenage girls.
Annalucia Says: “This shoe, it appears to have been sculpted from the remains of the Wellington boot. ”
This was exactly my first though. Rubber rain pumps. Perhaps they were invented by the same person that thought up the high heeled sneaker. Save me!! =shudder=
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Annalucia 18 years ago
This shoe, it appears to have been sculpted from the remains of the Wellington boot.
Kourtney 18 years ago
I once saw an incredibly-ugly-yet-somewhat-charming rooster thong that was done by campers. Sadly, these completely lack the charm….
gidget bananas 18 years ago
Oh lord, those shoes are enough to make an entire generation of women math-adverse.
Martha 18 years ago
If only they’d stuck a “pi” symbol on the toe, it would have been fetching…
Miss China Paws 18 years ago
The things humans put on their feet.
We cats are so much more sophisticated.
tiptoe 18 years ago
The Green/Yellow are $151.99, but the Brown/Pink are only $99.98. A bargain!
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Lori 18 years ago
The five is on the pair of hideous pink tennis shoes my father bought for me around 1982. They were so ugly I changed out of them as soon as I got to school. Fifty-year-old men shouldn’t shop for teenage girls.
Eve 18 years ago
Annalucia Says: “This shoe, it appears to have been sculpted from the remains of the Wellington boot. ”
This was exactly my first though. Rubber rain pumps. Perhaps they were invented by the same person that thought up the high heeled sneaker. Save me!! =shudder=
e 18 years ago
Indeed it doesn’t. The 5 was so traumatized by being part of that ghastly concoction that it ran away. That’s my theory, anyway.
18 years ago
Maybe for Sesame Street…. which number is missing kids?
deja pseu 18 years ago
Damn, those are ugly. Even a dog wouldn’t chew those unless you smeared bacon fat all over ’em.
The Jen 18 years ago
Hasselhoff quit drinking?
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=228526>1=7703
Lela 18 years ago
There was an 18 wheeler truck on jack lifts, wonder where his tires went???
Phyllis 18 years ago
Is the “5”…maybe represented by the toes of the wearer? Still a wierd shoe though.
Jennifer 18 years ago
uhck, $151! Those shoes are aweful looking.
Solly 18 years ago
The shoes they are to wear while completing the sudoku.
18 years ago
More importantly, where’s the fourth?
Dora Long 18 years ago
Could the lawyer of the Manolo not perhaps file an injunction against this horror on the basis of grave mortal offense to the general public?
debutaunt 18 years ago
I truly believe these shoes are instant birth control.
*off to tell my OBGYN*
miss tango 18 years ago
What is this?? Prisoner Numbers for women serving time for Fashion Crimes?
Martha 17 years ago
I REALLY like these shoes… where can I get a pair?