Manolo says, after the most recent shock to system of the Manolo, the Manolo has the need to reaffirm his belief in the abilities of the Chiristian Louboutin. Happily, this was not difficult. Here is the Hyde Park, the beautiful gold and black t-strap sandal that will cleanse your palate of the distasteful flavor of bad fish.
Manolo says, daily readings from Don’t Hassel the Hoff. Today, page 98. When the divorce papers arrived at my home, I invited Mom and Dad and eight friends to a party at La Cage aux Folles, the nightclub on La Cienega Boulevard where people went to get super-loaded while watching drag acts. The female impersonators had great fun getting the Knight Rider up on stage and singing Judy Garland songs to him. When I stepped off stage, the maître d’ said, ‘Mr. Hasselhoff, Mr. Liberace would like to buy you a drink.’ I looked over and saw Liberace lit up…
Manolo says, the Instapundit man has linked to this article about the dangers of wearing the flip-flops. “Flip-flops have singlehandedly caused more problems with people’s feet in the last couple years than probably any other type of shoe,” said Dr. Rock Positano, a podiatrist at New York’s Hospital for Special Surgery. Lori Geller broke her ankle wearing flip-flops. “The ground was wet, so my foot slipped off and turned.” Geller is certainly not alone. “I was at the supermarket, and I slipped in my flip-flops on cottage cheese and really hurt myself,” said Tiffany Andreade of an embarrassing fall. These…
Manolo says, Ayyyyyy! The Manolo is frightened! Frightened not by the fishy shape of this ugly, $1000 dollar shoe, but by the idea that the maestro Christian Louboutin could design such monstrosities. When your attempt to be whimsical results the green python fish shoes that appear to be regurgitating the wearer’s toes, do not be surprised if others question your judgment and taste. The Manolo would put this shoe into his Gallery of the Horrors, but he is too dispirited. He must now go lay down with the cold compress on his forehead. Please discuss this among yourselves while he…
Manolo says, it is no secret that the Manolo has long held the cinematic aspirations, and that he has for many years been working sporadically on the screenplays. Naturally, the Manolo, to whom the words do not come easily, has sought out the professional help with his efforts, and in so doing he came across what he considers to be the best website on the interwebs for the screenwriting help, the Rouge Wave. Julie the Script Whisperer not only writes beautifully, in the most comprehensible and straightforward of manners, but she is also the lovely person, and the member in…