Manolo says, Witness, Depardieu! The mightiest of God’s creations! See how he rears up on two trunk-like legs, exuding raw animal sexuality and the heady scent of rendered pork fat!
Who could possibly imitate this natural marvel?
Manolo loves the shoes!
I look at that picture and suddenly I hear “The Hustle”.
Hey, is that a reference to Shelley’s ‘Ozymandias’? :D
Cyrano de Elephante!
Actually he looks like a bear.
He may want to concider losing some weight.
and tucking in that shirt!