The movie “The Perfect Getaway” looks like Deliverance with hot chicks, no Burt Reynolds, and no squealing like the pig.

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Topol is still performing the lead in Fiddler on the Roof? How is that even possible? http://www.fiddlerontour.com/

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Sally Field + The Unsinkable Molly Brown – Sanity & Decorum = Mary Murphy

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Boulevardiers vs. Flaneurs = Shakers vs. Quakers. Non-violent sects occupying the same continuum of faith.

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RT @EdDriscoll If social class, wealth & taste make up a boulevardier, it is a perceptive mind that defines a flaneur http://twurl.nl/mk3bq6

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To the Chubby Blonde Lady, please do not use the hem of your sundress to clean your glasses. The Manolo can see your underpants.

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Serendipity. The Manolo turned on America’s Got Talent (for his weekly Hasslehoff fix) & there was the 53-year-old break dancer getting down

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How to ridicule dumb lyrics? Steve Allen, 1956, http://bit.ly/a1Lg0 – Alanis Morrisette , 2007, http://bit.ly/Jpp6u Alanis for the win!

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California Fashion Trend Alert: Parasols, formerly only carried by Asian ladies, are now being carried by non-Asian ladies.

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Dear Calif Highway Patrol officers sitting at the next table: The Manolo does not wish to hear ribald tales of your youthful sexual exploits

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Dear Chubby Man with the pencil thin beard: Sir, you are mistaken if you believe careful trimming can make others believe you have the chin.