Manolo says, Christmas is about to crash upon the shore of your life like the giant rogue wave, and you have not yet completed your list. Happily, the humble shoeblogger is here to help with the few last minute stuffers for the stockings. Young Man, Aged 17 to 30: “What is this?” You: “A Timex Core Easy Reader Wrist Watch” Young Man: “A wrist what?” You: “A wrist watch. It’s like a man bracelet that tells you what time it is. It’s very retro.” Young Man: “Cool. Like something one of those old time dudes, like Brando, or Sinatra, or…