Johnny Depp was a presenter over the weekend at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards and during his time on stage he proceeded to blow massive loads of green slime all over adoring children fans. Nothing wrong with that. Nope, not one bit. After all, it’s the innocence and naivety of children’s television shows and stars that make a rather suggestive act perfectly acceptable. Right? For example, take a look at teen star Taylor Momsen posing on the red carpet at the Kids Choice Awards: The 17 year old starlet, also a presenter at the awards show, showed up looking appropriately…