Manolo’s Monday Miscellany

Manolo says, here are the few things which may perhaps amuse…

When Vesta Tilley is on the bill you had best book far in advance, or you may tip-toe disconsolately at the back of the ‘standing room’, and catch but a stray glimpse of the goddess through the bobbing leafage of ladies’ hats.
Elaine tries to avoid all contact with her old college roommate because “she’s trying to infect me with Baby Fever!”
Don’t get me wrong — the dude is perfectly presentable…if he’s dressing to go to the grocery store.