The FitFlop
Manolo says, many of the Manolo’s internet friends have been asking him about the supposedly very popular brand of the thong sandals.
“Manolo what do you think of the FitFlop?”
To which the Manolo replies: “Wah? The Flipflot?”
“No, Manolo, the FitFlop.”
“The FlitFlop?”
“No, no, no,” says the friend of the Manolo, “The Fit, F-I-T, Flop. It’s a type of flip flop sandal that tones you up as you walk on them.”
“Do not most shoes have this miraculous property,” answers the Manolo, “you walk the long distances in them and as the result you achieve the higher level of physical fitness.”
“Well, yes. But supposedly, you don’t have to walk as far in the FitFlop to achieve the same result.”
“Ah, so they are very, very heavy then, yes, like strapping the lead weights to your feets? For pumping the iron.”
“No. I don’t think so, Manolo. Anyway, these shoes they’re really cute, and they help you tone up. Cool, huh?”
“Really cute? Really?”
“Really cute. Look, here’s some FitFlops from Shoetique. What do you think, Manolo?.”
“Do you wish the Manolo to honestly opine about this,” asks the Manolo.
“Yes, of course.”
“It looks like the orthopedic shoe for hippies.”
“But, that’s the whole point, it tones you up as you walk in them.”
“Are you perhaps familiar with the name Charles MacKay?”
“No, who?”
“Oh, nobody.”
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klee 12 years ago
I used to be a FitFlop fan. Not because I believed them to have any toning abilities, but because they had some cushioning and arch support, and were waterproof (a must in rainy Florida summers).
The Manolo has convinced me otherwise, if inadvertently: I clicked through the Cork-ease post and ended up finding wedge-heel Tevas (called the Cabrillo, fyi). Much better construction for the price, if a little granolo crunchy.
Thank you, Manolo!