Manolo says, “In a program, you know, acknowledging my Higher Power, trying to make amends. Spend a lot of time recycling. Hitting spots behind the Safeway plaza and in the park. Five cents a can adds up real fast, but you gotta be there before the crusties, know what I mean. Hey, you gotta cigarette I can bum, while I fill out this application?”
Manolo says, Various Kardashians, shown L to R: Future Enquirer Fodder Disick, Kampervan Jenner, Katlady Jenner, Kanyesbeard Kardashian, and Karkrash Kardashian.
Manolo asked, whose shoes? Manolo answers, it is the Diane Keaton! Sadly, none of the Manolo’s internet friends was able to correctly identify this week’s lovely and stylish personage of note.
Manolo says, the twitter stylings of the Ancient Mariner of Lust, Hugh Hefner… While we're eating, my girls & I are watching a Miss Marple mystery, " The Pale Horse." — Hugh M. Hefner (@hughhefner) July 12, 2012 I had a good night of gin rummy with my brother & the guys tonight. Now my girls & I are ordering late night snack. — Hugh M. Hefner (@hughhefner) July 12, 2012 My girls & I are ordering a late night snack & watching " The Bachelorette" before going to sleep. Then, goodnight, all. — Hugh M. Hefner (@hughhefner) July 10,…
Manolo asks, who wore it better? Malevolent crone, or freakish-scary doll girl? P.S. From the Red Carpet Fashion Awards
Manolo says, ayyyy! She is like the pregnant, little hobbit of bad taste emerging from her burrow!
Manolo says, the exchange from the Twitter of the Manolo. http://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/221670260959490049 Papist Law? Facepalm. RT @TheRealRoseanne: Pope owns every soul on earth according 2Papist Law — Manolo Shoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) July 7, 2012 .@TheRealRoseanne History of the word "Papist" = http://t.co/jsjHtbks — Manolo Shoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) July 7, 2012 You have been blocked from following this account at the request of the user. Ayyyyy!
Manolo says, neither does she, Gramps. P.S. Senex Amator.
Manolo says, so much for the formerly “Smartest Man in the World.” P.S. The tip of the hat to the Manolo’s internet friend, the Lisa, for finding this.
Manolo says, the world of those who do not have eyes to see was rocked today when actress Katie Holmes filed for divorce from her husband of six years, the Tom Cruise. Of the course, for those of us who are attentive to the matters of body language, it was perhaps easy to see that all was not well from the beginning, for indeed, as the “romance” played out in public through 2005 and 2006, the Manolo noticed something strange, something he referred to as the… Death Grip of Super Masculinity! As the Manolo said at the time, it was…
Manolo says, when one attempts to trade upon one’s reputation for sex appeal well after the sell by date. By which the Manolo means, increasingly comic and grotesque displays of inappropriateness. To be clear, it is not the aging itself that is to be deplored, as aging is the natural consequence of life, but rather the unseemly chasing after of lost youth that causes us to avert our eyes from the spectacle. One need not give up love, or sexuality, simply because one ages, rather one must recognize that such things are to be expressed in the different manner; we…