FEB
2005
25

Tyrannosaurus Elton

gnnnnnnaaaaarrrrgnnnnnnaaaaarrrr

Manolo says, and now the Elton John he must feed.

FEB
2005
25

At the Copa!

Barry Finds Passion at the Copa

Manolo says, music and passion were always the fashion.

FEB
2005
23

The Scarlett Loves the Hasselhoff

Manolo says, like the and the Manolo, the loves the David Hasselhoff.

Scarlett Johansson says she was thrilled to work with David Hasselhoff, because she used to have a crush on him.

She says when she was a teenager she lusted after Hasselhoff’s fictional lifeguard Mitch Buchanan in the TV show Baywatch.

She said: “I so fancied him when I was young, that to see my name on the credits next to his makes me go all girly. He was a hunk back in those days.”

Manolo says, “back in those days”? The he is indeed still the hunk.

P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend the Leslie for this important news.

FEB
2005
23

The Carpet of Red

Manolo says, the Oscars, they are approaching! And working hard to get ready at the La Quinta Spa in the Palm Springs is the Joan Rivers.

FEB
2005
21

Club Paris!

Club Paris? Is that in the imperative?

Manolo says, Club Paris? Like the baby seal.

Manolo and The Day Lewis

Daniel Day Lewis, Artiste

Manolo says, it is no secret that the Manolo, before the Manolo he bacame the super fantastic shoe blogger, he was the poor boy, so poor that the Manolo he was forced to fashion his own super fantastic shoes out of the vegtable rinds and milk cartons.

For the Manolo of those days gone, the only of the joys they were to be found in the making of the shoes and in the dreaming of the stars of the Hollywood, especially the David Hasselhoff of the Knight Rider.

At night, after the hard day of the poverty, the Manolo he would lay in the dark of his cold, dirty apartment, listening to the rats scurrying, and dreaming that the Manolo he would be rescued by the eccentric billionaire industrialist, who would give the Manolo his own super fantastic KITT Trans Am, one that could use the many features to help the Manolo in the making of the super fantastic shoes.

Together, the Manolo and his car, they would defeat the forces of the evil (who in those days were wearing of the Birkenstocks.)

Today, the Manolo he will never forgotten those dark days of the past when the twin demons of the poverty and the hunger they stalked the Manolo on their pale horses.

This it is why the Manolo he will always love the Hasselhoff, and why he will always love the movies and the television because they–and the shoes–they were the only things that kept the Manolo from falling into the despair.

Likewise, the Manolo he will always love the Daniel Day Lewis, even when he insists on dressing like the eccentric artiste, in the bizarre formal wear of his own misguided device.

The Manolo he will always love the Daniel Day Lewis because as the actor, he, like the Hasselhoff, is the genius. Ever better, unlike any of the other stars of the Hollywood, the Day Lewis, he truly and deeply loves the shoes.

By the way, has the Manolo mentioned that he is working on the screenplay for the Daniel Day Lewis?

The story it is about a super fantastic shoe designer who, together with his super fantastic car, a black Trans Am, designs the most super fantastic shoes the world has ever seen. The shoes, they are stolen by an evil super villian, Blagerfeld, who trys to use the super fantastic shoes to take over the world. The shoe designer, he and his car, they must get the shoes back before it is too late.

It is, of the course, an action picture of the buddies.

In the opinion of the Manolo, this movie is should be directed by the Baz, and star the Daniel Day Lewis. Him or the Russell Crowe.

FEB
2005
15

The Fro

If I only had a heartEase on down, ease on down, ease on down the road.D'oh

Manolo says, two of these three things they are ridiculous. The third, it is the Chia Homer.

FEB
2005
14

The Walking Undead

Brains!  Must have Brains!

Manolo says, is it just the Manolo, or has anyone else noticed that the Mr. Lopez (formerly Marc Anthony) is looking like the zombie since the marrying of the J-Lo?

FEB
2005
13

Wardrobe Malfunction

The real meaning of the phrase 'wardrobe malfunction'

Manolo says, note to the Janet Jackson, this it is not how one “changes the image”.

A Tale Told by An Idiot

Manolo says, full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing.

FEB
2005
10

The Happy Pair

Heading South For The Winter

Manolo says, the Camilla, she needs the instruction in the proper wear of the garments of the foundation.

FEB
2005
09

Osbournes Go Home!

Boorish

Manolo says, Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of boor!