JAN
2005
12

Go Away!

Tweedledumb and TweedleRetarded

Manolo says, Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber.

JAN
2005
11

At the YMCA

Muy, muy macho.

Manolo says, Macho, Macho Man…I want to be the Macho Man!!!

JAN
2005
10

The Choice of the Peoples, Part 2

The Great CornholioThe Prince

Manolo says, truly the Choice of the Peoples Awards, it was the gala event, as even the Great Cornholio showed up.

JAN
2005
10

The Choice of the Peoples

Manolo says, the Tom Arnold, he has most certainly bloated up.

Ha! The Manolo he kids.

Manolo says, the Manolo he was somewhat suprised with the pleasantness, as most of the famosos who strutted the carpet of the red they were well dressed and well groomed, and many of the women they looked like real stars.

Even the Michael Moore, he cleaned himself up, although, truly he is the man of the peoples for he has now adopted the look of the mullet and goatee.

Here is the fashion tip for the day. If you do not have the chin, the goatee she will not give you one. She will only make you look like the sinister Burl Ives.

JAN
2005
08

The Synergy Run Wild

Manolo says, here are the two the names the Manolo would have thought were least likely to be found in the same sentence: the George Foreman and the Michael Graves.

JAN
2005
06

Pennant

Manolo asks, what the Chloe Sevigny is wearing, should it not be flapping in the wind at the place of the used cars?

JAN
2005
04

Backfire

Blaaaaaaaap!

Manolo says, the Vince Neil asks, was it something I ate?