Hallelujah!!!!! Nothing makes the Megaera sadder than looking at someone like Lindsay Lohan, who used to be rather pretty, and who is now a bleached-out popsicle stick!!!
It’s not that the Megaera doesn’t understand that there are indeed a handful of women who are petite and skinnier than rails, she just doesn’t believe that all these women walking up the red carpet were born that way. And how, if Rachel Zoe is Salma Hayek’s stylist, does Salma Hayek not look like a popsicle????? Perhaps because she is unwilling to refuse all food that passes her lips?

Although I am not stick thin, my make up consists mainly of black eyeliner and pink blusher. It is my view that it is a classic look that will never go out of style. Please don’t condone the use of smoky eyes, the Manolo. It does wonders to highlight my eyes (which draws attention away from the flabby tummy). And in my religion (ISLAM- surprise surprise), lining the eyes with black kohl is a very encouraged thing to do. However, I love the blog and I have 67 pairs of shoes. I am only 19. God help me.

There’s a right way and a wrong way to do kohled eyes.

This is the wrong way.

Jessica Simpson has also gotten into the Rachel Zoe raccoon-eye look. Not good.

I thought I was the only one consumed with hatred for the Rachel Zoe look. I thought it was only me that was beginning to be incapable of telling apart Ashley/ Mary Kate/ Nicole / Lindsay. Any stylist that changes beautiful (dare I say HEALTHY looking) Lindsay Lohan into a straw-haired, flat-chested bobble-head doll should be condemned to death. Or at least forced to use her last name, less than mellifluous as it is

The 60s’ look is dead and gone girls. Get over it, We boomers are pushing 60 and want to forget those days, (if we have any sense!)

Mary Kate looks oddly like The Joker.

But why on earth would somebody pay thousands of dollars to be made ugly? You can buy lots of nice shoes, or lots of shoes for the children of Africa instead… “Stars” can be so stupid.

Maurina, by saying, “Please don’t condone the use of smoky eyes, the Manolo,” you’re asking Manolo to not forgive the use of smoky eyes. Judging from the rest of your comment, you actually LIKE the smoky eye effect and yet, you’re telling him to condemn it. hmm…..

For a stylist, Zoe is pretty much a one-trick pony.

I love Chelsea Clinton. She’s a girl with some class. No drunken bashes ending in DUI or arrest for her, nope. It’s university, a suitable boyfriend and understated (and unasked for) celebrity. She could wear sackcloth and ashes and I’d still love her, so I hope this is a simple slip that will be quickly corrected.
As for the other girls, is anyone else eerily reminded of Stepford Wives? Everyone looking alike?