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MAY
2005 19
Ayyyyy!, Music

The Ten Plagues of The Europe

Manolo says, ayyyyy! Day two of the Eurovision Song Contest and already it worse than the ten plagues that the angry Yahweh meted out to the unjust Pharoah and the Egyptians. Look at the comparison.

First Plague…Danish pop doofuses

Second plague…the vocal stylings of Croatia’s own Boris and the Belly Buttons.

Third… Norwegian Village People glam rockers.

Number four…Andorra?

Five… caterwauling Portagees!

Ayyyyy! What awaits us as we sink through the inky depths of Hell. The locusts, and the frogs, and the boils, they are nothing compared to this!

MAY
2005 19
Shoes, Will's Fancy

Fragonard’s Swing

Wills Fancy Billy Shoes

Manolo says, these shoes from the Will’s Fancy, they are the sort of pretty Rococo slipper that might be kicked into the air from the delicate foot of the beautiful girl.

MAY
2005 19
Ayyyyy!, Bad Fashion, Fashion Designers, John Galliano

Napoleon XIV

Manolo says, here on the top you see, with the beautiful Eva Herzigova, the freaky little fashion troll John Galliano.

There on the bottom, you see the Mr. Galliano in the more formal attire.

By the way, this it confirms the Manolo’s premise that, in the general, the designing of the fashion, it appeals most to those who are themselves not possessed of the physical beauty.

MAY
2005 19
Sandals, Shoes

The Ellen Tracy Slides

Ellen Tracy Katia Croc Slides Manolo Likes! Click!

Manolo says, these one-band slides with the buckle from the Ellen Tracy they have the classic looks that appeal to the Manolo. If you were to insist on wearing something in the khaki, these, with the faux crocodile, they would give you the touch of African safari mystery.