The Belly

The forced smiles?

The almost-underaged girl with the protruding belly in the white dress?

The smirking man in the formalwear who is just not into her?

Manolo says, it’s the shotgun wedding!

Ha! The Manolo he jokes.

Many of the internet friends of the Manolo they have taken the mild umbrage at the Manolo because he has poked the gentle fun at the belly-displaying ways of the Kelly Clarkson.

And so, by way of the response, the Manolo he has decided to post this picture of the normally willowy Katie Holmes to make the point about the bellies and the fashion. That even the tall, thin, beautiful womens they must be careful of their fashion choices, for the belly it has the way of popping out.

The Kelly Clarkson and the Katie Holmes, they have made the similar mistakes. They are the small-bosomed womens who have chosen the outfits that diminish the breasts and accentuate the bellies. The Kelly she has compounded this mistake by further calling the attention to the belly with the cropped t-shirt and the ridiculous jewelry of the belly button.

There is nothing wrong with the shape of either the Kelly or the Katie. There is, however, something wrong with the clothes.